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But I know you'd kill me if you could.
You're no good.
Vodka, console me.
Love me and show me
you're just misunderstood.
Tequila told me that bitch is bitter.
Gin does her best to help me forget her.
I told Campari I'm masochistic,
so let's all just go back home
and spend another night alone.
Brandy, you're flirty.
Your mind is dirty.
Your soul's alright.
Champagne, you're funny.
You spend all my money,
but I'm not in the mood for you tonight.
I've still got your pictures on the wall.
I wait by the phone, but you don't call.
I wonder when you'll come home for good.
I know that you will. You know you should.
How long must these ladies take your place?
If I drink long enough I can see your face,
but when morning comes, they've Loved and gone.
They leave me to wake up on my own.
We could be happy, can't you see!
Locked in our world of misery.
If only you'd come back home to me,
I'd show you how perfect I can be.
How long must these ladies take your place?
If I drink long enough, I'll see your face.
But when morning comes, they've Loved and they've gone.
You leave me to wake up on my own.