Pier 14
Take me out to Pier 14.
We'll make a point to cause a scene.
And I won't come home 'til we can't see.
And then you'll stumble back to bed with me.

You've gotta call me on the telephone,
'cause I'm too beautiful to be alone.
If there's a chance that we could make it good,
I hope that I won't be misunderstood when I say...

Welcome to the freak show.
This is where the freaks go.
Welcome to the Carny party, darling.

Take me out to Pier 14.
It's been too long, and I feel so clean.
My dirty, dirty, dirty mind has thoughts, obscene.
And if you're good, real good, I'll show you what I mean.

Catch the eye of some intoxicated sinner.
Watch as I reduce her to a wine with dinner.
Mind so numb, she'll never even know she's dead.
Leave behind the fools with nine to five ambition.
Curtains rise, revealing all your new addictions.
Brand new highs to trump the shit you've felt in bed.